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• SANKO SEWER DIVISION YEARBOOK • 200 CUSTOM (MADE-TO-ORDER) DEFI-INFUSED PFP’S ON SANKO⛓️ • CROSS-CHAIN, YIELD-BEARING, BESPOKE NFT COLLECTION w/ QUARTERLY DIVIDENDS & BONUS AIRDROPS FOR LOYAL SUPPORTERS/ HODLR’S. BASED INTERACTIVE NFT’S FOR AUTISTIC-WIGGERS, DOOMER-DEGENS & BLACK-MARKET DEV-GOONS. *LIVING IN YOUR PARENT’S BASEMENT? *MAKING BEATS ON SYNTHESIZERS? *HUFFING JENKEM? *REVERSE-ENGINEERING 1990’s PC GAMES? *WORKING AT McBURGER? 5 $DMT IS ALL YOU NEED TO BECOME IMMORTALIZED AS AN OG SANKO LEGEND. COLLECTORS WILL ALSO RECEIVE A PHYSICAL YEARBOOK IF & WHEN THIS COLLECTION SELLS OUT. SO PAWN YOUR $DMT💩🪙’S… GAY WIZARDS, BRASS-KNUCKLE-CHOLO-SNAILS , WEAPONIZED-JELLYFISH, DOOMER-GUPPIES, JIHADIST-HYBRID-BUNS, LITTLE FLOATING MEXICAN TECHNO GNOMES, STARFISH WIGGERS DRIVING B-WAGONS, BOK-CHOY GUTTER-PUNKS & MORE AWAIT YOU. MINT & CUSTOMIZE YOUR HAND-DRAWN PFP TODAY, & BECOME A SANKO SEWER DIVISION LEGEND.

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