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•SANKO SEWER DIVISION YEARBOOK •LIMITED EDITION 1/200 MADE-TO-ORDER, HAND-DRAWN CUSTOM PFP’S ON SANKO-CHAIN. •CROSS-CHAIN DEFI-INFUSED BESPOKE NFT COLLECTION, COMPLETE WITH YIELD BEARING QUARTERLY DIVIDENDS & BONUS AIRDROPS FOR LOYAL SUPPORTERS/COLLECTORS/HODLR’S/FELLOW AUTISTIC THUGS IN RECOVERY. *LIVING IN YOUR PARENT’S BASEMENT? *MAKING BEATS ON SYNTHESIZERS? *HUFFING JENKEM? *REVERSE-ENGINEERING 1990’s PC GAMES? *WORKING AT McBURGER? WELL 5 $DMT IS ALL IT TAKES TO BECOME IMMORTALIZED IN SANKO CHAIN’S VERY YEARBOOK, COLLECTORS WILL RECEIVE A PHYSICAL EDITION YEARBOOK IF & WHEN THIS COLLECTION SELLS OUT. SO PAWN YOUR $DMT SHITTERS, BC THIS DEFI-INFUSED NFT COLLECTION FILLED W/ ILLEGAL WEAPONS, DRUGS, GAY WIZARDS, BRASS-KNUCKLE-CHOLO-SNAILS , WEAPONIZED JELLYFISH, DOOMER-GUPPIES, AUTISTIC JIHADIST BUNS, LITTLE FLOATING MEXICAN TECHNO GNOMES, STARFISH WIGGERS DRIVING B-WAGONS, BOK-CHOY GUTTER-PUNKS & MORE. MIINT & CUSTOMIZE YOUR PFP TODAY, & BECOME A SANKO SEWER DIVISION LEGEND.

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