SEAN PATRiCK SULLiVAN

A double Taurus, triple divorcee, and JERSEY CiTY native of Irish/Cuban/Jewish/Maltese origin, SEAN PATRiCK SULLiVAN once enjoyed a trend-setting, award-winning, record-breaking career as a NEW YORK CiTY-based copy writer, content producer, and creative director—with SONY, DiSNEY, L'OREAL, CADiLLAC, MARiMEKKO, LOUiS VUiTTON, and PALOMA PiCASSO amongst his dozens of clients in the beauty, fashion, luxury, and lifestyle industries.

Eventually all that glamour, success, and recognition grew tiresome—so he tried something new: a scandalous, five-year-long, coast-to-coast rampage through sex clubs, drug dens, psych wards, county jails, criminal courts, wedding chapels, homeless shelters, and emergency rooms that nearly killed him. But then he hallucinated an intervention staged by MADONNA, ROSEANNE BARR, JORDAN PETERSON, and ANDREW DiCE CLAY—and it corrected his wanton, wayward path instantly.

He currently lives in HAMiLTON, ONTARiO, mostly because the CBC positioned the decaying steel town as the BROOKLYN of CANADA and he was stupid enough to believe it. Aside from local gigs as a troubadour, vaudevillian, propheteer, and editorialist, he hosts a cliplist, a podcast, a talkshow, and a livestream (all on YOUTUBE) and is producing the first-ever LAiDLAW LiVE NEW YEAR'S EVE SOBER SPECTACULAR—a charity gala offering food, music, comedy, meditation, and nootropic mocktails to creative types and digital nomads without time nor patience for a NEW YEAR'S DAY hangover.

According to multiple reports SPS was last seen wearing nothing but black, injecting himself with OZEMPiC, writing about himself in the third person, and visualizing his future as a cult leader, MOSSAD agent, international style icon, and front man for a BiLLY JOEL cover band—with stops in VALLETTA, TEL AViV, BUENOS AiRES, and beyond.