SEAN PATRiCK SULLiVAN

A double Taurus, triple divorcee, and New Jersey native of Irish/Cuban/Jewish/Maltese origin, SEAN PATRiCK SULLiVAN once enjoyed a trend-setting, award-winning, record-breaking career as a copy writer, content producer, and creative director for the beauty, fashion, and interior-design industries.

Eventually being original, glamourous, and sophisticated was no longer enough for him—so he mounted a reckless, raucous, death-defying, five-year-long tour of sex clubs, drug dens, psych wards, county jails, homeless shelters, and emergency rooms before hallucinating an intervention staged by MADONNA, ROSEANNE BARR, JORDAN PETERSON, and ANDREW DiCE CLAY that corrected his wanton, wayward path instantly.

Today he remains sober, celibate, gluten-free, devastatingly handsome, and excessively moisturized for your arousal and entertainment. Temporarily located in HAMiLTON, ONTARiO, CANADA, he continues to write about himself in the third person while wearing nothing but black, injecting himself with OZEMPiC, and visualizing his future as a cult leader, MOSSAD agent, international style icon, and front man for a BiLLY JOEL cover band.

Aside from his work as a critical theorist, digital troubadour, and confessional propheteer, he hosts THE SPS TALKSHOW on YOUTUBE, THE SPS PODCAST on RUMBLE, THE SPS LiVESTREAM on iNSTAGRAM, THE SPS NOTEBOOK on SUBSTACK, THE SPS NEWSFEED on X, and THE SPS SHOWCASE on EVENTBRiTE—touring TEL AViV, BUENOS AiRES, NEW YORK CiTY, and other scintillating destinations throughout 2026.